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arrivers:

do you ever stare at a word for so long that it looks misspelled, when it really isn’t

(Source: arrivers)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

ugly:

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

autotrophe:

I saw you at your worst and I stayed. You saw me at my best and you still left.

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

phobias:

do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years 

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

eatingisfab:

when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan)

jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you

awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

(Source: awkwardvagina)

drinkinq:

do you ever just stare at your homework and cry