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pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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twerkerus:

I literally complain about everything this is becoming a problem

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suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

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sassymontparnassy:

did anyone realize that california laws went into effect today that allows trans* youth to pick which bathroom and sports team they feel comfortable with in school

i think that’s the bee’s knees

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oldwhitedude:

rneerkat:

the chicken wanted to sound different so it had to think outside of the bawks

xx

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cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as  a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

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do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool

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penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

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compliment:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

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inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

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