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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

(Source: ruffaloh)

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

(Source: epitomizinq)

mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia)

skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

(Source: 7204)

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore