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hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

dulect:

yeah, I guess you could say i’m a model

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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing anything

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

Tectonic plates

thank You

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

Face palm

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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(Source: neatpotatoes)

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field