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cokeflow:

god mom check my FAQ

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japaneesee:

i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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hotboysofficial:

when someone tickles ur neck

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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queeflto:

yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

sorry:

I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.

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whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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ravioligarchy:

petition to force cute boys to like me

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nice-wig-janis:

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALL THE DISNEY VILLAINS GET A MAKE-UP??CLICK AND FIND OUT! YOU WILL BE SHOCKED!
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spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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